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beinggigantic:

*steps over the border into california* 

*red hot chili peppers plays*

blichan:

*extra large shrug*

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

Anonymous:
how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE